work isnt wolf In a wood will not escape

I had a weird experience today chatting with a hacker on ICQ who had taken over my friend’s account. The conversation’s too weird to have made up:

343907: David do you want a digital copy of PC Magazine?
Think: ?
343907: Who such, why in a cap, why without a cap?
343907: russian joke
Think: er…i’m not sure i get it.
343907: Read the alphabet Study to think on russian
Think: This isn’t Phantom Joe, is it.
Think: why are you hacking his account?
343907: because I am russian HACKER
Think: you are lame
Think: you’re just being rude, not cool.
Think: it’s not like ICQ account-nabbing is difficult, either.
343907: ???? i` dont understend you
Think: you’ve gone and messed up this poor guy’s account
Think: he’s a nice guy – an australian.
343907: i`m badboy from odessa
343907: Terribly?
Think: no, but he’s had to go sign up for a new account and try to remember all of his friends’ UINs. it’s just a pain, that’s all.
Think: there are much cooler ways to use your talents.
Think: you live in Odessa?
343907: yes
Think: that would make you a Ukranian hacker, not a Russian hacker. 😉
343907: In soul I russian !! Odessa only there is on Ukraine and city this Russian
343907: Well what was frightened?
Think: frightened?
343907: Fright
Think: who is frightened?
343907: you
Think: of what?
343907: because I Ukranian HACKER
Think: [sigh]
Think: absolutely shaking, yes.
Think: truth be told, i think you are a little kid who is just desperately trying to impress others.
Think: you’re talking with me because you’ve got nothing better to do with your time.
Think: i think you should just hand the account back over to my friend and put yourself to productive use.
343907: Fuck OFF
Think: i’m sorry, child.
Think: get a job.
Think: there are better ways to make money and friends.
343907: work isnt wolf In a wood will not escape
Think: eh?
343907: [russian text]
Think: i’m sorry, but my client doesn’t display Russian, nor do I understand Russian.
343907: Search the interpreter
Think: i’m sorry, but i’m at work and am a little busy.
Think: i do hope you’ll use your talents in a more productive fashion
Think: than annoying nice people that you don’t know.
343907: ok

Author: dweekly

I like to start things. :)